What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 22:01

Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
No way
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What's your favorite stupid joke?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Unacceptable again!