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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 22:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

No way

In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What's your favorite stupid joke?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

According to Amy Schumer, John Cena was actually inside of her during the TrainWreck love scene. I thought that was illegal in Hollywood?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?